Write Wing Nuts

And so, may Republicans beware and may Democrats dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables. Because we are all going to need lots of fiber to get through the next four years with what we have to swallow.

Well, once again my friends, we find that politics is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences. . . but the other head of politics is bad! Oh beware the other head of politics... it has big nasty pointy teeth! And when you get into your bed of life with this other head of politics always takes the covers. Don't eat crackers in this bed or you'll get all scratchy. However last night someone threw crackers in my bed and now look at what I've got to deal with.

You know,... you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself in a desert in a terrorist camp of true-to-life living slinging lead at each other. Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No! You gotta ride that wave, you gotta suck that lozenge! 'Cause if you don't, who will? I've got fresh breath. What about you?

I for one am happy that Obama is in and it's over. Sure I voted for McCain. I'd be happy with those Mcteeth on that political head. However the Axis of Evil won't have too much to fear from Obamamectomy coming to give them an international high speed artillery vaccination.

Sooo....
The Entire DEMOCRATIC party has no excuse for any lack of forward thinking/planning/action anymore. The resistant Republican brakes have been summarily pulled and we're hastily accellerating down this roller coaster's extreme velocity of leftist rightiousism and enlightened thought. Kumbaya my friends. This enlightened thought will pave the way to international peace and reach the sweet loving inner humane feelings of all those who wish to kill every Disney loving, hotdog eating, baseball watching American. We have nothing to fear any longer.

Last night over 59 million Americans proved that the United States of America is no longer a racist nation. France would be proud. There may still be bigots and individuals who have racist beliefs but as a nation the divide between the races is now over.

Thank you Barak Obama and your 59 million supporters. Now go one step further and do away with silly quotas and other nonessential entitlements based on race, because it is obvious they are no longer necessary. Each person applying for schools or jobs now can be judged solely on their abilities and not the color of their skin.

Thank you Barak Obama and your 59 million supporters; Dr Kings dream has finally become reality.

America is now truly the shining city on that hill.

Now if Obama would only release his birth certificate....